sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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