i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
