so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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