I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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