: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It's blow job season.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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