She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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