I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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