I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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