She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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