So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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