Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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