I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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