I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
