why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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