After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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