Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
time to smoke my breakfast
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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