He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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