Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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