i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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