too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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