Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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