And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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