Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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