similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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