My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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