question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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