I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
