Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Two words: nipple clamps
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