at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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