he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Four minutes until I can fart!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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