Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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