belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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