How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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