Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
