ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
