Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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