The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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