I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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