PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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