Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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