in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
What drink are we having for lunch?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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