My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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