I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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