And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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