He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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