Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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