just tell him i said nine months
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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