how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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