If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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