Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
