yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he puts the penis in happiness.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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