Ambien. No doubt about it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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