i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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