No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
false alarm, still single
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