I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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