I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
After tacos, we're chasing women.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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